“二战(🍅)”时期,盟军要实(shí )施安(ān )奇奥(ào )登(🍩)陆计划,迫于(yú )对一(🛍)门叫安奇奥(ào )大炮(pào )的超级武器的(🛤)忌(jì )惮,要(yào )派两(liǎng )个(gè )精(jīng )锐(😧)特(tè )工去摧毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼(bī )被(🐿)派了去,最后(🗄)经过(🎡)一连(lián )串搞(gǎo )笑事件,阴差阳错(cuò )的最后完成(chéng )了任(🥞)务。 片段一:德国人在(zài )北非(😱)布置了一个陷阱,准(🧚)备了(🔩)一幅(fú )假的防御工事地图让这(🦗)二(èr )个士兵带(dài )回(huí )去。他们却阴(yīn )差(🐑)阳(yáng )错的拿(ná )走了(🙄)真的(👓)地(dì )(🙀)图,最(⛓)终赢得了(🍄)战役。 片段二:他们化(huà )装(👺)成管道工(gōng )潜(qián )入德军在意大利(⚾)的司令部,给他们(💝)卫生间的管(guǎn )(🍑)道修(xiū )得(💍)乱(🚗)七(🐾)八(bā )糟,把将(🏻)军淋了个(gè )(🐨)落汤鸡。将军去换衣服(fú ),拉开抽屉发现一(🎥)套新(xīn )的军(jun1 )(📧)服,于(🤥)是洗(📛)头洗脸(💏)准(📸)备(🥤)换上新(xīn )军(💸)服的时候闭着(zhe )眼把(bǎ )(📐)脸盆里的脏水倒(🆙)进抽屉里了(柜(guì )子旁边有(🎐)一个废水桶)。那个将军(jun1 )(🔪)是最主要的(de )一个(gè )配角(jiǎo ),很有意思。到影片结束前1分钟(zhōng )(⏺),都没有(yǒu )一句台词。最后说(shuō )了一句“谢谢”。 (✒)片段三:德(dé )军有(🕵)一(yī )(🎞)门超级大炮俯视着联军将要(yào )登陆的海(🏖)滩。这二个士兵居(jū )然化装(🔝)成希(xī )(🏁)特勒(😻)和(♈)随从,去视察(🖥)大(😂)炮,把(👧)大炮炸掉了(🖥)。 (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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